steveb leatherworks: the blather

At steveb worldwide global llc inc co. we pride ourselves on unleashing a veritable torrent of innovation on our unsuspecting friends, neighbors and yes – our customers. Here at the training centre (notice the affected  “e”) we like to think of it as cruel and unusual..but really it is neither. It is actually a positive and good thing. We even care about the environment, when (as with any global, leveraged mega enterprise…or Wall Street) it is in alignment with our own self-serving goals.

So being the CEO of our global enterprise, it falls to me to lead my staff of faithful workers to business nirvana. It is a tough job, but i have my minions of no-nothings and rump-kissing support staff to help me carry the increasingly heavy mantel of leadership. Don’t laugh – this isnt small stuff ya know….anyway…

The R&D team and i were kicking around some ideas and happened upon this one. The idea driving this unreal innovation in “wallet-ry” is to reduce the wallets carbon foot print, by eliminating the (brass or stainless) traditional “steveb lobster claw clasp”. By eliminating this single piece of metal, it has been quantitatively proven that we’ve saved 10 icebergs and avoided putting 3kilotongrams of carbon in our environment. Cool Stuff, I think you’d agree. I think that they put our carbon in some Mongol pencils, try the #2’s….

So with that little Jeopardy-worthy factoid in the books, the Customer Service and Satisfaction team decided to add this little accessory (at no additional cost mind you – how wack!!)  to every wallet that leaves the Secret Location. Adds more work and effort to the production of these cutting edge products, but innovation is a necessity and you – our valued customers deserve nothing less. Don’t forget about the carbon thing either…we do well by doing good – ya mon.

And hey…hey, before you go-> get yer order in, like NOW – if you expect it by Xmas, that’s all I got to say about that!!

Excuse the slight roughness and lack of snarky finish of this particular piece, it is mine, and it is a prototype (and as such, a bit rough). You guys get the good stuff…..